Sudah Ada Ke...

salah seorng costemer berebut nak beli buku nie...

tahniah kepada sahabatku... firol coz dah berjaya menerbitkan sebuah buku... PELAKAR..

sape2 yg belum dapat buku nie... boleh dapatkan juga skrg.... jgn ketinggalan...

komen aku tentang buku nie adalah satu ciptaan yg baru dan sememangnya belum pernah dibuat dari mana2 pengarang novel fiksyen atau bukan fiksyen....

kalo aku nak ulas lebih lanjut... x suprise la plok kan... so order la kat die skrgn...

*hehe pasni leh mintak komisen kat firol pasal promosi buku die.. hehe...

Markah Bahasa Inggeris

Seorang murid darjah satu bernama Talib pulang dengan gembira setelah dia berjaya mendapat 10 markah pada ujian bahasa inggeris.

Talib : " Mak! Saya mendapat 10 markah pada ujian bahasa inggeris dan kata guru hanya saya saja yang mendapat 10 markah!"

Emak : " Pintar anak mak. Murid yang lain dapat markah berapa"??

Talib : " Kata guru yang lain mendapat 100 markah".

* tapi skrg menjadi harapan utk 5A dlm UPSR 2009.. insyaallah

Kene Observe

Kisah ni berlaku dalam kelas aku yang masih mengajar ABC..masa ni aku masih praktikal mengajar... bakal guru. Hari tu juga, pensyarah datang nak menilai aku mengajar budak-budak tahun satu.

Ketika di akhir sessi pengajaran...aku mengarahkan murid-murid membuat latihan ( MELUKIS )atau ape-ape je... Ape lagi...Bising lah budak-budak tu... Dengan suara tinggi..nada marah...

"MURID-MURID, MELUKIS TU GUNA TANGAN...BUKAN MULUT!!!"

Aku cuba mengawal keadaan, tiba-tiba sorang budak ni jawab...
"Cikgu, saya tengok dalam televisyen ada orang lukis guna mulut cikgu!, guru dia orang tak marah pun". Aku nak jawab ape ha??? Pensyarah aku yg dok kat belakang kelas tu,senyum je...

*Moralnya.. kalo nak marah pun, kene wat perancangan strategik dulu... huhu...nasib baik budak tahun 1...

Ramadhan Al Mubarak

Ramadhan tinggal sehari lagi... malam ni dah leh start solat tarawikh...

rindu btui aku pada bulan nie.... insyallah, kalo diizinkan aku dapat skali lagi bersama2 berada pada bulan yg paling mulia nie... waktu nie lah aku dapat melipat kali ganda ibadatku.. sape2 pun x penah wat dose kan, mintak2 diampunkan...ye la mana la tau ramadhan ni yg terakhir buat kita....

so buka pose hari pertama, x sabar sungguh aku nak berbuka ngan ayahanda n bonda tercinta,, makan beradap bersama dan x sabar sungguh aku nak bacakan doa kesyukuran dan doa berbuka... mmg dah jadi kebiasaan...

tp kalo sape2 nak sponser aku berbuka pose pun dialu-alukan.. heheheh...:p

mencarut dalam kelas

Dalam sebuah sekolah rendah, terdapat seorang budak darjah 6 Futuris bernama Ziad,

dia dimarahi oleh gurunya (Cikgu Nuar) kerana mencarut di dalam kelas dengan menyebut f**k.

Lalu Cikgu Nuar pun mendenda Fakruziad dengan berdiri di atas meja.

"Ziad!! kenapa kamu mencarut tadi?" tanya Cikgu Nuar.

Dengan perasaan marah Ziad pun jawap "Erk, saya mencarut ke Cikgu?

saya ikut bapak saya cakap je".

"Kamu tau ke apa maksud perkataan yang kamu sebut tadi?" tanya Cikgu Nuar lagi...

"Tahu Cikgu" jawab Ziad dgn yakin. "F**k tu maksudnya Enjin kereta tokleh start Cikgu.."

Che'gu Kamarul

PART I

Che'gu Kamarul sedang mengendali kelasnya dalam aktiviti sukan di padang sekolah. Seperti biasa, Che'gu Kamarul akan menyuruh murid²nya melakukan regangan otot. Tiba di satu bahagian, dimana murid² baring dan mengangkat kaki lalu menggerakkannya seperti sedang mengayuh basikal. Che'gu Kamarul asyik memerhati seorang muridnya yang pada mulanya menggerakkan kakinya tiba² memberhentikan kakinya. Lalu Che'gu Kamarul menyergah muridnya yang bernama Nabil Poji. "Woiiii Nabil, apa sebab kau berhenti ni hah". "Oh Che'gu Kamarul, basikal saya tengah turun bukit Che'gu, sebab tu saya berhenti.Takkan nak kayuh jugak.


PART II

Waktu sekolah telah tamat.sebelum keluar kelas, Che'gu Kamarul telah bertanya kpd murid²nya.

Che'gu : Siapa nak masuk/pergi syurga?
Semua murid mengangkat tangan kecuali Nabil Poji lalu Che'gu Kamarul pun bertanya,
Che'gu : Nabil, kenapa awak tak nak pergi/masuk syurga?
Man : Mak saya kata lepas habis sekolah, terus balik rumah.. jangan pergi mana-mana.

cuti sekolah

Pada pagi yang ceria di dalam kelas darjah 6 Futuris Cikgu Samsul bertanya pada anak muridnya kemana mereka ingin pergi bercuti bersama keluarga pada musim cuti sekolah yang akan datang.

Cikgu : Nazrul pada musim cuti sekolah nanti kamu nak pergi kemana ?

Nazrul : Saya nak balik kampung atuk saya di Gopeng.

Cikgu : Kamu Anitha?

Anitha : Saya nak pergi Genting Highland.

Cikgu : Kamu Ezmal?

Ezmal : Saya teringin nak pergi bulan la cikgu.

Semua murid-murid ketawakan Ezmal.

Cikgu : Ezmal.. kalau nak pergi bulan kena jadi angkasawan dulu...ok. Kamu pula Zawawi.

Dengan semangat Awie menjawab...

Zawawi : Saya nak pergi Matahari...

Cikgu : Zawawi... matahari kan panas mana ada manusia pergi sana....

Zawawi : Kita pergi malam.....

Bapak ahli sukan

"Di padang sebuah sekolah, nun jauh disudut kanan, ternampaklah tiga budak sedang bersembang. Mari kita amati dan teliti apa yang mereka sembangkan...

Asrul " Bapak aku jadi ahli sukan, bapak korang kerja apa "
Azhari dan Al-Hafiz menjawab " Bapak kami pun ahli sukan jugak".

Maka semua bapak mereka adalah ahli sukan....

Asrul meneruskan cerita.." Bapak aku jadi perejam lembing, punyalah cepat dia berlari sehinggakan setelah lembing direjam, bapak aku berlari dan menangkap lembing tersebut sebelum lembing itu jatuh ke tanah "

" Itu tak heran " kata Azhari " Bapak aku lagi tangkas, bapak aku masuk sukan menembak. Punyalah cepat dia berlari sehinggakan selepas peluru keluar daripada pistol, bapak aku sempat berlari dan menangkap peluru tersebut"

"Mari kita dengar cerita bapak aku pulak, aku rasa bapak aku yang paling cepat dalam bab lari ini" kata Al-Hafiz. " Bapak aku kerja di Perak tapi tinggal di Selangor. Bila pejabat tutup pukul 4.15 petang, pukul 3.50 petang bapak aku dah ada di rumah. Bayangkan betapa cepatnya bapak aku berlari. "

Moralnya... bapak macam ni banyak. pejabat belum tutup dia dah ada kat rumah.

Janganlah kita jadi bapak macam ni.... insaf..insaf

good writing???

You might like this. This is hilarious... ......bet an Englishman could not construct sentences using numerals!

Awie was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10 he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

10 Q

such a beatiful story

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room's only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his worlould be broAs the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band, he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real

world outside.

He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.

Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.'