Talib : " Mak! Saya mendapat 10 markah pada ujian bahasa inggeris dan kata guru hanya saya saja yang mendapat 10 markah!"
Emak : " Pintar anak mak. Murid yang lain dapat markah berapa"??
Talib : " Kata guru yang lain mendapat 100 markah".
Dalam sebuah sekolah rendah, terdapat seorang budak darjah 6 Futuris bernama Ziad,
dia dimarahi oleh gurunya (Cikgu Nuar) kerana mencarut di dalam kelas dengan menyebut f**k.
Lalu Cikgu Nuar pun mendenda Fakruziad dengan berdiri di atas meja.
"Ziad!! kenapa kamu mencarut tadi?" tanya Cikgu Nuar.
Dengan perasaan marah Ziad pun jawap "Erk, saya mencarut ke Cikgu?
saya ikut bapak saya cakap je".
"Kamu tau ke apa maksud perkataan yang kamu sebut tadi?" tanya Cikgu Nuar lagi...
"Tahu Cikgu" jawab Ziad dgn yakin. "F**k tu maksudnya Enjin kereta tokleh start Cikgu.."
The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation
Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his worlould be broAs the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real
It faced a blank wall.